You can pitch a tent in 3 minutes, you can roast a marshmallow to a golden glisten of burnt crisp perfection, you can scare off a skunk with a simple stare-off and all essential Cub Scout skills from 1985 are in tact in the event that you encounter a stressful finger splinter. From the looks of it, you're a pretty great camping companion, but are you KING of the Campsite? Not yet...not until now!
Now you are the ultimate lady-getting, USA-loving, mullet-rocking wonder of the wilderness who is the only smart one in the group with a warm hat and a look that naturally magnetizes the ladies to snuggle up to your locks of lust at the campfire. Oh and we "think" it may scare off bears.
Now you officially OWN the campsite. You're welcome.
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