The End of Summer sure can be a Bummer,
But do not Fear,
Your Guide to a Fierce Fall
The Days are Yours to Enjoy
For the Kids are Back in School,
Unless Your Scooter Gets Stuck
Behind Someone’s Carpool!
4 days out of the Week May Seem Like a Bore,
But on the Other 3 you Watch Football
And That’s Never a Chore!
If that’s Still Not Enough Football for You,
Feel Free to Cheer On
Your Favorite College Team, Too!
October 31st means Halloween,
Dress as The Abominable Mullet Man
You’re Sure to Earn SCREAMS!
If You Find Yourself Pining For the Next 3-day Weekend,
Veteran’s Day is Friday November 11
So Just Let That Seep In!
Just When the Month Can’t Get Any Better...
You Suddenly Remember
It’s No-Shave Movember!
When the Holidays Approach
No Need to Be Hurried,
Mullet on the Go Has the Perfect Gifts
That Make Your Shopping Unworried!