The Dads of 2016 are cooler than ever. Dads these days are so cool I bet they don't even know it's Father's Day this Sunday, June 19. Apparently it’s always the third Sunday of June, but a Cool Dad never keeps score.
So kids, mark your calendars and break open those piggy banks, because it’s time to HOOK POPS UP with the Top 10 Father’s Day Gifts for Cool Dads in 2016.
Use Promo code: POPS to receive 20% off any purchase on www.mulletonthego.com between now and 6/20/16.
1. The Bobcat (Brown)
Every guy, girl, animal, vegetable and mineral knows that there is no hairstyle cooler than the Mullet. And when it comes to mullets, the top rated Mullet On The Go customer favorite “The Bobcat” reigns supreme.
Johnny Bender, a diehard fan of “The Bobcat” writes, “Man I wore one of these bad boys to the Lake this weekend. Not only would the Ladies not leave me alone but the dudes were inviting me on their boats and giving me free drinks all weekend.”
So if you want Dad to be bombarded by ladies, invited on boats, while scoring free drinks ALL WEEKEND you need to spoil him with “The Bobcat" Mullet.
2. 1980s Jean Jacket
3. Join the Revolution T-Shirt
You know what Cool Dads hate? SUITS!
You know what they hate even more? TIES!
Don’t walk the tight rope with another Lame Dad Office Tie. Revolutionize that tired gifting routine and surprise Dad with this classic “Join the Revolution T-Shirt”.
To reward being on the other side of bad taste, Mullet On The Go will throw in a FREE MULLET with every T-shirt purchase. AWESOME!
4. The Yankee Doodler Mulletdude Retro Pants
Cool Dads hate finding clothes that match. Thankfully the Red, White, and Blue printed “Yankee Doodler” Mulletude Retro Pants go with everything.
Giving Dad these lounge pants is giving him the gift of time – time to LOUNGE!
5. USA Hands Free Umbrella Hat
Aren’t dads seriously cool? They spend time and money providing for us and protecting us, especially when we were little brats growing up into the adult brats that we are today. Well, now it's YOUR TURN to give back!
This Father’s Day show Dad you really care by giving him the gift of protection that's built into every “USA Hands Free Umbrella Hat”.
This utilitarian hat will keep the elements at bay and Dad's pristine cue-ball safe each time he wears the trustworthy “USA Hands Free Umbrella Hat”.
Now if that's not love, then I wanna know what love is.
6. An Olsen Twin
If you can swing adopting a future billionaire daughter (or two) for Dad, well then bless your heart.
7. The Iceman
When you surprise Dad with "The Iceman” mullet you’re basically giving him two gifts for the price of one. Not only does he get a totally rad-dad beanie, he also scores 12 inches of luscious ringlets that dance in the wind.
"The Iceman” mullet keeps Dad warm in the winter and neck-burn free in the summer. Double-COOL!
8. Cinderella – Rocked Wired & Bluesed: The Greatest Hits Album
Man, if you can get your hands on this newly released 2005 album by the legendary All-American rock-n-roll band CINDERELLA, you’re pretty much getting “Blood From a Stone”.
Rumor has it that Chuck Norris walked “The Last Mile” down a “Gypsy Road” and still couldn't get a copy.
But Dad knows you’re “Nobody’s Fool”.
9. Bright Red 1988 Camaro IROC Z
Dude… How stoked would dad be to see this Red-Hot 1988 Camaro IROC Z in the driveway on Sunday?
Seriously Dude... you don’t even need to wrap it.
I bet Mom’s gonna LOVE riding in it, too!
10. Mustachios 3-Pack Mustache Set
So, you couldn’t mosey up enough milk money to get Dad the cool car. We get it, times are tough… Chuck Norris couldn’t even get a hold of that radiantly red piece of machinery.
You can still show Dad some appreciation for all that hats he does wear in life with this Mustachios 3-Pack Mustache Set by Mullet On The Go.
We can’t guarantee it will excite Mom as much as the Camaro, but she’s still along for the ride.
(Bow-chicka-wow-wow)
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