Welcome to my little corner of all things Lonny. I admit that I'm a bit of a rennaisance man...part-time stuntman, part-time ladies man and full-time American badass. I've got a drink named after me in the bowels of Mexico and feel just as comfortable sporting a speedo as I do my red track suit. I like to slow dance and fast dance but never at the same time and not without the right soundtrack to fit my lifestyle. I was born free, and I'm happiest cruising down the highway on my blue hog at a top speed of 32 miles per hour with my mullet flowin' in the wind.
No feat too big or small, so challenge me to make interweb history and defy the laws of physics, nature and common sense, all at the same time.