The Black Mamba

Blue Headband of Complete Coolness

YOU'RE FAST, YOU'RE SLEEK AND YOU'VE GOT THE LOOKS TO CAST A VENOMOUS SPELL ON ANYONE.

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The Mullet Makes The Legend

Dear Captain Original,

Feel free to dress up like everyone else this Halloween. I mean, there's nothing more original than seeing 20 guys wearing the same skeleton costume at a party.You'll definitely get lots of attention that way...NOT.

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Now ya'll know that the mullet gives off special powers that make us wanna to do cool stunts. Don't believe me? Then you need to buy yourself one of my badass mullets and see for yourself.