Mullet on the Go's Olympic Games - Summer 2016
The 2016 Summer Olympic Games run August 5-21 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Going to the games would be cool, but we can't run that long, so we're having our own games at home Mullet on the Go Style!
Round 1: FREESTYLE SWIMMING
The rule of thumb with this sport is the more "claw-action" the better!
Round 2: "BAD-MITTEN"
The colder the beer, the cooler the guy.
Stay shamelessly cool wearing a protective mullet visor!
Round 3: TABLE SOCCER
Because team sports are important...
And there is no “I” in team Mulletude Pants.
Round 4: CYCLING
This fierce rider knows that cycling only means one thing: HARLEY DAVIDSON.
Round 5: FENCING.
We just call this building, but names don't matter when you're representin' the USA in a Red, White, and Blue Mullet Headband.
Round 6: BEACH VOLLEYBALL
Watching, not playing, and doing so fashionably in a sweet braided headband in case beads of sweat from one of the actual player’s cascade near your Ora... Ew.
Round 7: MASARCHERY
Masarchery is a combination of Archery and Masonry. Pick your stone, scope your target, and throw away!!!
Round 8: TIRE-ATHALON
If you've made it this far, here's your last hurdle:Admit your tired and go home and chill with your Dog.Maybe even bring your pup their own Doggy Medal of Mullet on the Go Honor!